I Am Fail Chef »
For those of you who do not know, my culinary skills are comparable to those possessed by the average household hamster. I manage to screw things up which are essentially idiot-proof, like boiling pasta for instance. The one thing I can cook is stew, and that is only because all I have to do is cut stuff and throw it in a pot for an hour. But even that is occasionally botched.
Mac vs. Pc vs. STFU »
This is old news, but please for the love of all that is good (including cream cakes and fluffy bunnies) this demented rivalry needs to end NAO PLZTHXBAI.